?Why English spelling is odd

<div align="center"><font face="simplified arabic" size="4"><span style="margin: 2px; float: left; width: 301px;"> </span></font></div><div style="min-height:"><div align="center"><font face="simplified arabic" size="4"><br><br> <font face="Tahoma"><font color="#333366"><font face="Tahoma">بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم</font></font><br> <font color="#333366"><font face="Tahoma">السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته</font></font><br></font><br><br></font><div align="center"><font face="simplified arabic" size="4"><br><br><br> <font face="Comic Sans MS"><font size="4">?What does this say</font></font><br><br><br><br> <font size="4"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="#660000"><span style="background-color:#0099FF">GHOUGHPHTHEIGHTTEEAU</span></font></font></font><br><br><br> <font size="4"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="#660066"><span style="background-color:#FF6699">GH</span></font> stands for <font color="#660033">P</font> as in <span style="background-color:#FF6666"><font color="#0066CC">Hiccough</font></span></font></font><br><br><br> <font size="4"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="#660066"><span style="background-color:#FF6699">OUGH</span></font> stands for <font color="#660033">O</font> as in <span style="background-color:#FF6666"><font color="#0066CC">Dough</font></span> <img alt="" border="0" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/img109.gif" title="hj77"></font></font><br><br><br> <font size="4"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="#660066"><span style="background-color:#FF3399">PHTH</span></font> stands for <font color="#660033">T</font> as in <span style="background-color:#FF6666"><font color="#0066CC">Phthisis</font></span></font></font><br><br><br> <font size="4"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="#660066"><span style="background-color:#FF3399">EIGH</span></font> stands for <font color="#660033">A</font> as in <span style="background-color:#FF6666"><font color="#0066CC">Neighbour</font></span></font></font><br><br><br> <font size="4"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="#660066"><span style="background-color:#FF6699">TTE</span></font> stands for <font color="#660033">T</font> as in <span style="background-color:#FF6666"><font color="#0066CC">Gazette</font></span></font></font><br> <span class="copyright">الموضوع الأصلى من هنا: English4arab <a href="http://adf.ly/330861/http://www.english4arab.net/vb/t7740-post90961.html">http://www.pubd3m.com/f11-montadat7740-post90961.html</a></span><br><br><br> <font size="4"><font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="#660066"><span style="background-color:#FF3399">EAU</span></font> stands for <font color="#660033">O</font> as in <span style="background-color:#FF6666"><font color="#0066CC">Plateau</font></span> <img alt="" border="0" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/img109.gif" title="hj77"></font></font><br></font></div><font face="simplified arabic" size="4"><br><br><br> <img alt="" border="0" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/9049a80381.gif" title="90.gif"> <img alt="" border="0" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/9049a80381.gif" title="90.gif"> <img alt="" border="0" class="inlineimg" src="http://www.english4arab.net/vb/images/smilies/9049a80381.gif" title="90.gif"><br></font></div><font face="simplified arabic" size="4"><br><br><br> <font face="Comic Sans MS"><font color="#FF0033"><font face="Comic Sans MS">Ur S!s "aL5lJeYaH"</font></font><br></font></font></div>